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"Benjamin Saphiro is the second greatest living writer."
-Hunter S. Thompson
"Benjamin Saphiro is a genius."
-The New York Times
"Saphiro is what all great literature should be - thought-provoking and original."
"His books beat the hell out of scientology."
"That guy's a dick."
"Saphiro really knows his shit."
"His jeans are threadbare. His body tight and his smile infectious. Yeah it's true, but it’s also like a metaphor for this work – like duh!"
"Chuck Norris only reads Chuck Norris."
"Make mine a McSaphiro to go."
"Benjamin Saphiro is China's very own Banksy."
"Addictive. Give me more."
-J K Rowling
"My honest opinion? I think he's a little bit mad."
-Benjamin Saphiro's mother
"It's about time someone with balls wrote something that matters."
"If ever a guy pushed the already blurred limits of art and life, it’s Benjamin."
"Saphiro’s writing is raw, like the blues."
"I want him inside me."
"Brash, arrogant, insolent, lazy, contemptuous, bigoted."
"American Psycho, for generation American Psycho… If that’s even possible."
"I love his books. I want to wear his pages as a dress."
"The greatest artistic visionary since Blake."
-Jordan 'The Wolf of Wall St.' Belfort
"The guy's like Baudelaire, Bryon and Keats rolled up in one. "
-Matt 'Fucking' Damon
" Let me put it this way. I've never met the man, but i've heard the stories."
"Yeah, it's art. I dig it. "
"Saphiro's verse is so spare and minimal, it says what it says perfectly, and leaves it at that."