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"Benjamin Saphiro is the second greatest living writer."
-Hunter S. Thompson
"Benjamin Saphiro is a genius."
-The New York Times
"Astonishing!"
-The Times
"Saphiro is what all great literature should be - thought-provoking and original."
-Brad Pitt
"His books beat the hell out of scientology."
-Tom Cruise
"That guy's a dick."
-Banksy
"Saphiro really knows his shit."
-Quentin Tarantino.
"His jeans are threadbare. His body tight and his smile infectious. Yeah it's true, but it’s also like a metaphor for this work – like duh!"
-Perez Hilton
"Chuck Norris only reads Chuck Norris."
-Chuck Norris
"Make mine a McSaphiro to go."
-Ronald McDonald
"Benjamin Saphiro is China's very own Banksy."
-Pearl Lam
"Addictive. Give me more."
-Hello Magazine
"Absolutely Magical!"
-J K Rowling
"My honest opinion? I think he's a little bit mad."
-Benjamin Saphiro's mother
"It's about time someone with balls wrote something that matters."
-Karl Lagerfeld
"If ever a guy pushed the already blurred limits of art and life, it’s Benjamin."
-Kevin Smith
"Saphiro’s writing is raw, like the blues."
-Dolly Parton
"I want him inside me."
-Jenna Jameson
"Brash, arrogant, insolent, lazy, contemptuous, bigoted."
-Brett Easton-Ellis
"American Psycho, for generation American Psycho… If that’s even possible."
-Literary Review
"I love his books. I want to wear his pages as a dress."
-Lady Gaga
"The greatest artistic visionary since Blake."
-Jordan 'The Wolf of Wall St.' Belfort
"The guy's like Baudelaire, Bryon and Keats rolled up in one. "
-Matt 'Fucking' Damon
" Let me put it this way. I've never met the man, but i've heard the stories."
-Woody Allen
"Yeah, it's art. I dig it. "
-Jack White
"Saphiro's verse is so spare and minimal, it says what it says perfectly, and leaves it at that."
-Kenni Tormentia